I travel a lot, mostly air travel and there are some tihngs I love about it and some things I really dislike about it. You wanna know one?
People who fart on planes. How is that OK? You might think the seat catches it, that it won’t escape, but it will, even if it’s only when you stand up to go to get more snacks it’ll still smell. There is nothing OK with farting on the plane, the only thing missing is the obnoxious friend who turns up the heat in the car as soon as he farts, only this time there are 92 people and 41 of them think they got away with it. Well you didn't, you won't, I know it was you, we all know it was you, so just stop it you stinky SOB. Hold it in, put a tissue up your butt if you need to, but just don’t do it in enclosed spaces unlss it is the bathroom, it ain’t right, it ain’t fair and one of these days I’m gonna call you out in front of everyone.
“It was him! It was him! I heard it! I heard him fart! He squeezed it out but I heard it, it was him – you filthy pig, you stink!”
People that fart on planes deserve that.
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